AUDI：
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW:
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
but Broke My Wallet

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE:
Drips Oil，Drops Grease Everywhere，
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires

FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM:
Garbage Motors

HYUNDAI:
Hope’s You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive