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[从良贴]Caffeine小战传教士
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2005-05-07 19:40:00
话说今天Caffeine在地铁里回家路上，一年轻黑衣男子特意坐在caffeine的身旁。
caffeine心里暗想，“不帅。不要心里盘算着和我套近乎~“
黑衣人突然开始向caffeine说话，从哪来，到哪去，做什么的。caffeine耐心作答，一只手还在整理着潮湿的雨伞。
“I'm a missionary...!#$#@%!%#%"
天哪，这就是传说中的传教士！caffeine大惊。
“Do you believe.....@$%^%#^&*&^*^*^&^$W?"
"No. I don't believe this kind of stuff."caffeine微笑作答。
“what is 'this kind of stuff'"?传教士追问。
“I am not religious."
传教士笑 - 找对目标了。
“have you ever thought where you are from...besides your mom and dad?"
"I believe evolution." (ft,这些愚蠢的人啊！）
“have you thought about the meaning of your life？why do you live?"
"well, I don't think that we were born because of our own choice. we were born by our parents, and it is what it is. you just need to lead a good life, treat yourself well, and treat other people well."
传教士盯着caffeine看。做思考状。"interesting...en...interesting".
"Have you thought where you will go after death?"
"i believe that i'll be melted in the nature:part of the tree, the earth, the air, and the water. Actually, this is part of the Daoism theory. have you ever heard of Daoism?" Caffeine开始反攻了！
“no."
"after people die, we'll be back to the nature and be part of it. it's very peaceful. I am from China, and I believe this." (道都没听说过？土！)
"how long have you been in the States?"
"about four years"
"hmm...interesting...interesting...interesting..."传教士沉默。做思考状。
5秒钟之后，“can i ask you something? i'm not blaming you not being religious or something...i just want to ask you a question."
ft!就跟caffeine觉得不信教是有罪似的，传教士又看着特innocent的样子，caffeine当时就想大笑。
“go ahead"
"have you thought why people need to be nice?"
"because if you want to be treated nicely by other people, you have to be nice to other people first." 回答得多好啊！鼓掌！caffeine突然想和传教士聊下去了。这么多显而易见的道理，中国的祖先早就想的清清楚楚明明白白了。caffeine的父母就是这么从小教育caffeine的。有什么想不明白的呢？再多聊一回，搞不好caffeine可以劝说传教士改信道教？
不好！到站了！“excuse me, i have to get off. nice talking to you. "
"nice meeting you,"传教士说，“it's a very interesting talk."继续作沉思状。
caffeine走出地铁。对天大笑。
//shrug
//shrug
怎么了？
Taoism is one kind of philosophy, not a religion.And evolution happens to be a set of hypotheses that have not yet been fully verified by scientific evidence after all these years.
More importantly, what is the point of your story? You must be so smart that I totally did not get your point. Care to elaborate?
Taoism is one kind of philosophy, not a religion.And evolution happens to be a set of hypotheses that have not yet been fully verified by scientific evidence after all these years.
More importantly, what is the point of your story? You must be so smart that I totally did not get your point. Care to elaborate?
同意道教不是宗教的说法。我和他聊天的时候也没说道教就是宗教啊？不过国际上官方的文献一般把道教归做亚洲的宗教的。所有的东西其实都是我自己的想法，绝对不是严格的道教理论。
进化论？科学有很多都不完善，这就是为什么世界上有科学家要研究这些东西。基督教那些地狱啊，上帝啊什么的不都是编出来骗人的么？不是愚昧还是什么？
写这个是为了好玩啊！不要看得那么严肃好不好？不过我就是觉得那个传教士满搞笑得，自己觉得什么都听明白是的，别人不信教那都是有罪的，值得别谴责的。狭隘阿！我活得明明白白的为什么莫须有的找个宗教来信啊？我心智挺健全的一个人，信教做什么啊？当时就没好讲话这么损，和他好好交流一下而已。
mm这么认真啊？
同意道教不是宗教的说法。我和他聊天的时候也没说道教就是宗教啊？不过国际上官方的文献一般把道教归做亚洲的宗教的。所有的东西其实都是我自己的想法，绝对不是严格的道教理论。
进化论？科学有很多都不完善，这就是为什么世界上有科学家要研究这些东西。基督教那些地狱啊，上帝啊什么的不都是编出来骗人的么？不是愚昧还是什么？
写这个是为了好玩啊！不要看得那么严肃好不好？不过我就是觉得那个传教士满搞笑得，自己觉得什么都听明白是的，别人不信教那都是有罪的，值得别谴责的。狭隘阿！我活得明明白白的为什么莫须有的找个宗教来信啊？我心智挺健全的一个人，信教做什么啊？当时就没好讲话这么损，和他好好交流一下而已。
mm这么认真啊？
我是觉得你对这件事的态度好像有点认真， 也许也是偏激过头了，那个传教士根本没有谴责你不信教是有罪的吧。我倒觉得认为信教就是狭隘或心智不健全的看法挺狭隘的。我见过得scientists中还有不少信教的，mm 不必这么偏激呀。
我是觉得你对这件事的态度好像有点认真， 也许也是偏激过头了，那个传教士根本没有谴责你不信教是有罪的吧。我倒觉得认为信教就是狭隘或心智不健全的看法挺狭隘的。我见过得scientists中还有不少信教的，mm 不必这么偏激呀。
I just posted that story as a joke. I don't know why you are so serious about it. did I say "认为信教就是狭隘或心智不健全"? don't over interpret my words based on your imagination.
That missionary did say "It doens't mean I blame you or condemn you......" when he asked questions. Based on the context, he meant that the people who do not believe in god are guilty. Doesn't the bible say that people who don't believe in god will go to hell? Yes, it is very absurd. for those words they say, I have to say that those people are vicious. I don't pretend that I like the believers who try to convince others to believe the lies.
I came to the board to have fun, so I won't spend more time arguing with you. Unfortunately you didn't get the joke.
话说今天Caffeine在地铁里回家路上，一年轻黑衣男子特意坐在caffeine的身旁。
caffeine心里暗想，“不帅。不要心里盘算着和我套近乎~“
黑衣人突然开始向caffeine说话，从哪来，到哪去，做什么的。caffeine耐心作答，一只手还在整理着潮湿的雨伞。
“I'm a missionary...!#$#@%!%#%"
天哪，这就是传说中的传教士！caffeine大惊。
“Do you believe.....@$%^%#^&*&^*^*^&^$W?"
"No. I don't believe this kind of stuff."caffeine微笑作答。
“what is 'this kind of stuff'"?传教士追问。
“I am not religious."
传教士笑 - 找对目标了。
“have you ever thought where you are from...besides your mom and dad?"
"I believe evolution." (ft,这些愚蠢的人啊！）
“have you thought about the meaning of your life？why do you live?"
"well, I don't think that we were born because of our own choice. we were born by our parents, and it is what it is. you just need to lead a good life, treat yourself well, and treat other people well."
传教士盯着caffeine看。做思考状。"interesting...en...interesting".
"Have you thought where you will go after death?"
"i believe that i'll be melted in the nature:part of the tree, the earth, the air, and the water. Actually, this is part of the Daoism theory. have you ever heard of Daoism?" Caffeine开始反攻了！
“no."
"after people die, we'll be back to the nature and be part of it. it's very peaceful. I am from China, and I believe this." (道都没听说过？土！)
"how long have you been in the States?"
"about four years"
"hmm...interesting...interesting...interesting..."传教士沉默。做思考状。
5秒钟之后，“can i ask you something? i'm not blaming you not being religious or something...i just want to ask you a question."
ft!就跟caffeine觉得不信教是有罪似的，传教士又看着特innocent的样子，caffeine当时就想大笑。
“go ahead"
"have you thought why people need to be nice?"
"because if you want to be treated nicely by other people, you have to be nice to other people first." 回答得多好啊！鼓掌！caffeine突然想和传教士聊下去了。这么多显而易见的道理，中国的祖先早就想的清清楚楚明明白白了。caffeine的父母就是这么从小教育caffeine的。有什么想不明白的呢？再多聊一回，搞不好caffeine可以劝说传教士改信道教？
不好！到站了！“excuse me, i have to get off. nice talking to you. "
"nice meeting you,"传教士说，“it's a very interesting talk."继续作沉思状。
caffeine走出地铁。对天大笑。
hehe, 对答得真不赖~说到我心坎里去了
到底了
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