这两位的故事大家都很熟悉了，我就不唐僧了。

The Charade is Over
by Casey Flynn

After 11 years of marriage, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman – an Australian convict - said Monday that they were separating because their work was keeping them apart. Pat Kingsley, a spokeswoman for the actors, said the decision was made regretfully. Although the news came as a surprise, the tabloids as well as thought-provoking mainstream media like jokezine.com have been claiming for years that the marriage was on the rocks.

'It wasn't just the work, but the distance and the pressures of Hollywood,' Tom Cruise said in a phone interview, while at a party at Ricky Martin's house. Offering a slightly different story, Nicole Kidman told an AP reporter in a phone interview from Anne Heche's house that it wasn't just the work and the distance, but the pressures of Hollywood.

People magazine in an exclusive cover story went into greater depth on why the couple's marriage ended. According to People - a magazine that 80 percent of its subscribers are dentists - it turns out that it really wasn't the pressures of Hollywood and not even the work, but the distance.

'CITING THE DIFFICULTIES inherent in divergent careers, which constantly keep them apart, they concluded that an amicable separation seems best for both of them at this time,' Kingsley said. The couple have two adopted children, Connor, 6, and Isabella, 8. Kingsley's stressed that the two children would be returned to the Romanian orphanage clearinghouse, where they would be pawed over by people like Rosie O'Donnell, and that it was doubtful that the couple would be able to get their deposit back.

Nevertheless, Kingsley denied that both Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman were disappointed about how their children were turning out. During the adoption process, the couple was promised that they were not adopting gypsy children. Yet in the last year, Conner was arrested three times for stealing bikes, while Isabella was taking away milk money from other kids by running a highly-dubious palm-reading scam. Both Conner and Isabel - before being returned to post-Ceausecu Romania - went to the prestigious Harper New School, whose students mostly tend to be children of Hollywood stars as well as adopted white children of vague Eastern European origin.

Many have speculated that the reason for the divorce is that Tom Cruise is gay. In fact, in the gay community, February 5 - the day the separation was announced, has already been deemed 'Tom Cruise Day' - the day he freed up. But both have denied the rumor. Three years ago, Tom Cruise won a six digit settlement with an English tabloid over the acquisition that he was gay. He took the money and used it to refurbish antique furniture from the Gilded Era, used in Newport mansions.

According to celebrity divorce experts, the divorce could be messy especially with the Church of Scientology involved. The Church of Scientology is taking this very hard because Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are really the first couple of the church. The Church of Scientology central theology teaches that we are possessed by aliens and that running late-night infomercials on basic cable - alongside hair transplant promotions and adverts for exercise machines that are unfathomable to assemble - is a great evangelical tool for church growth. If in fact one or both leaves the church, they may lose a lot of money and may not be in a position to make 'Battlefield Earth II'.

Already the battle for marital assets has begun. Nicole Kidman wants to 200 million of the reported 450 million, while Tom Cruise wants the remainder, plus L. Ron Hubbard's fingernails, and the his and her e-meters. The e-meter is the tool in the church of Scientology that determines the level of someone's intellectual and spiritual progression. For instance, John Travolta and Kirstie Alley have achieved genius level in that they have paid perhaps millions of dollars to have a test conducted on them in which needles move and bulbs brighten, and in the end, a guy in a ceremonial white jacket looks at the scribbled lines, and declares: “The is the highest level yet!” He then goes on to guess your height and weight.

As a distraction, Tom Cruise is going to work on 'Mission Impossible III: Getting your CDs back from your Ex.'

新浪娱乐讯：奥斯卡影后妮可-基德曼近日郑重宣布，任何男人都不会让她产生再结良缘的兴趣，她矢志等待的仍然是她的阿汤哥。

　　基德曼和汤姆-克鲁斯于2001年宣告离婚，当时他们的婚姻已经维持了10年之久。离婚后妮可的生活中也曾先后出现过几个男人，包括摇滚明星莱尼-克拉维兹和罗比-威廉斯，但她表示自己不会和阿汤哥之外的任何男人结成情侣关系。

基德曼接受采访中说：“我曾经告诉过汤姆，我会一辈子等着他。我们共同生活了11年，有过两个孩子，你的心只能继续去爱，即使是为了孩子也不得不如此。”

　　今年36岁的基德曼表示她不会再去寻找新的爱人。她说：“我不会去寻找新的男人，我从不主动和男人约会，也不会和任何人结成某种关系，因为我不忍心让别人失望。我喜欢恋爱的感觉，但我对临时的伴侣关系不敢兴趣。”

　　但基德曼表示自己很想再有一个孩子。她说：“我的确很想再有一个孩子，也希望拥有一份对自己来说真正重要的关系。”她和克鲁斯曾经领养过两个孩子，他们是12岁的易莎贝拉和10岁的康纳。

　　克鲁斯在1990年认识了共同出演《霹雳男儿》的基德曼，2001年2月他离开基德曼，6个月后两人正式离婚。谈到离婚基德曼说：“我当时极度震惊，甚至认为一切都完了。那是一段至今想起来都觉得很不真实的时间，我成了晚会上供人们评头论足的话题，这让我十分尴尬。离婚对每个人来说都不是一件轻松的事，但如果离婚成了公众事件，每个人都对你指手画脚，那么这无异于一场恶梦。那是一段困难的经历。”(清晨)
from sina

嗯，还有一大堆图片了。可是已经到配额了。

明天再传吧！

啊啊啊，刚才考古了一下，原来早被mm贴过了啊！

真是不好意思

斑竹大大啊，帮我删掉吧，别在这丢人现眼了。