It was a long time ago, my then girlfriend, of course now my wife, and I went to a sports party. There were like two hundred people. Luckily, my girl was picked to answer one question on the stage. The question was, "Give me one reason you may not play sports anymore".

My girl actually hated sports, going there was just purely for my sake. I was nervous she would irritate the whole group by saying something......Anyway,

She answered, "I used to play sports a lot, until one day I realized that I can buy trophies".

Silence...

then screamings and laughters.

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