damixiaomai
(干货都没了)从online dating说到bloody gorgeous Harvey!
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2012-11-05 16:52:00
说俩搞笑的
前几天和男友在邮件里因为一件事意见不一致,各执一词。最后我来句,go ahead and see where ur ass is gonna end up! 他回,whatever! nothing will happen other than I wont be under your Chinese dictatorship! 当时看完就笑的没气了,太250了!昨晚吃饭时,他还贱兮兮的提起这段子,问我did u like what I said? funny huh?
昨晚刚进饭店在吧台点了餐后,他就开始继续说他的新项目的事,想put me on board, 问我的意见神马的。楼主就开始叽里呱啦的说了。中途bartender经过,他俩交换了眼色,然后笑了。被我逮到,我问what was he laughing about? 男友很无语的把对方拉回来,说, my girlfriend wanted to know what we were laughing about. you feel my pain, right? she's such a pain in the ass. 楼主顿时很黑线。
还是昨天,午餐后没看电影直接回了他家。到家后我打开电视,他去回电话。回来后发现我在看Gigolos. 里面正好在上演"交融"片段。问我这是啥是show. 我就回了,顺便告诉他我record了整季,慢慢看(我家没HBO, Showtime.. 想看啥都去他家,省钱了)。男人听完,悠悠的来句,I need to have parental control on... 我-_-
郑嘉颖演过什么戏能让楼主花痴流口水的?满地打滚求推荐
最美丽的第七天。我看了步步之后看的。不过我觉得都没八爷演得成功!
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