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威望22
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2004-11-19 10:49:00
1. Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
金钱不是一切,这世上还有信用卡可用。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
爱你的邻居,不过不要被抓包。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每个人都该要结婚,因为快乐并不是生命的全部。
7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人不会去结婚,而当他们结了婚也就不再聪明了。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
要是今天就能想好借口,就不要等明天交不了差时再来想。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
车子后座的小孩会导致意外,车子后座的意外会"导致"小孩。
12. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未来取决于你的梦想",所以赶快去睡觉吧。
13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天。
14. "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过何必去冒险呢?
15. God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
上天决定了谁是你的亲戚,好在我们可以自己选择朋友。
16. When two's company, three's the result!
两个人有伴,但后果是早晚会不小心跑出第三个(变成三个人..)!
17. The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you
forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
书念的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越
少,那么又何必念书呢?!
金钱不是一切,这世上还有信用卡可用。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
爱你的邻居,不过不要被抓包。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每个人都该要结婚,因为快乐并不是生命的全部。
7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人不会去结婚,而当他们结了婚也就不再聪明了。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
要是今天就能想好借口,就不要等明天交不了差时再来想。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
车子后座的小孩会导致意外,车子后座的意外会"导致"小孩。
12. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未来取决于你的梦想",所以赶快去睡觉吧。
13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天。
14. "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过何必去冒险呢?
15. God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
上天决定了谁是你的亲戚,好在我们可以自己选择朋友。
16. When two's company, three's the result!
两个人有伴,但后果是早晚会不小心跑出第三个(变成三个人..)!
17. The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you
forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
书念的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越
少,那么又何必念书呢?!
等级大校
威望22
贴子17028
魅力17450
注册时间@2013-08-09
等级大校
威望22
贴子17028
魅力17450
注册时间@2013-08-09
funny
等级大校
威望22
贴子17028
魅力17450
注册时间@2013-08-09
等级大校
威望22
贴子17028
魅力17450
注册时间@2013-08-09
hehe, funny.
等级大校
威望22
贴子17028
魅力17450
注册时间@2013-08-09
等级大校
威望22
贴子17028
魅力17450
注册时间@2013-08-09
等级大校
威望22
贴子17028
魅力17450
注册时间@2013-08-09
等级大校
威望22
贴子17028
魅力17450
注册时间@2013-08-09
好有趣呀,哈哈~~~
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